Tuesday, 12 April 2016

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1.         Santa- muje zehar dena
         Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
         Santa- apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
         Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti



2.          SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.

           Ek admi- Wah Santa ji.
           Kya chest hai

           SANTA- Are ye to kuchh nahi,
           Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega   .



3.            Santa is asked to translate a phrase in english....
          “Dukh Hamesha Naal Rehnde Ne Per Khushi Aundi Jandi Rehendi Hai.”
           Santa Translated it as: My wife is always with me but her sister comes and goes.




4.            Santa ek bar galati se Ladies Toilet chala gaya… . . Sab Ladies santa ko dekhkar ek                     sath khadi ho gayi.. . . . Santa – “Baitho baitho… Bas DiL mein Izzat ho utna hi…

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5.        
Santa: I love you mam..
           Mam: Tameez se baat kro..
           Santa: Ohk..
           With due to respect I beg
           to say dat I love you Darling.
           Santa Rocks Madam shocks


6         SANTA went to court...

           JUDGE:
           "Order ! Order !"

           SANTA:
           "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

           JUDGE:
           "Shut Up !"

           SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!


7         Sardar: U cheated me.
           Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
           Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio'

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8        Santa went to a restaurant in China
          Chinese Waiter: “Sir I have Stewed Liver,
          Boiled Tongue and Frog’s Legs”
          Santa: “Yaar tu apni problems chhodd, Menu Card ley aa.....


9        Santa called on Flipkart's helpdesk.
          Santa: Is it Flipkart?
          Flipkart: Yes sir.
          Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.
          Flipkart: So what?
          Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.
          Flipkart: Hey.. which cash?
          Santa: Aren't you that company who told in the advertisement
          'Cash on delivery is available'?


10       Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
           Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.

           Ki

           Use Yad Aya,
           Bijli to 2 Din Se Bnd h.Wapas uth gya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya

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11          Santa and Banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki
            aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. 
            Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.

  
12      Teacher: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?

            Santa: Color of Orange is orange,but the color of Apple is not APPLE.


13        Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
            Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the...
            Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
            santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!...


14       Santa ko ek court me bulaya.
           Gita par haath rakh kar kasam khao.
           Santa: Ye kya sir, Sita par hath rakha to yaha bulaya.
           Ab Gita par haath rakho....


15       3 friends aftr exam.
           Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nhi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
           Banta: Main bhi!..
           Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hm ne cheating ki hai....!
 


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