Sunday, 17 April 2016

Latest+10} Funny status messages Jokes In hindi and English

Posted by Ramesh Yadav

 Funny Status Messages Jokes In Hindi English:

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 Funny Status In Hindi:

1.         Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli – Lagta hai makaan
            ban gaya hai, Kirayedar bhe aa gaye hai.
            Pergnant Lady Boli – Mistri khali hai. Tere ghar bhej du kya.

2.       Salman khan is always seen in Thumps-up ads

         “Aaj kuch Toofaani Karte Hain!”
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          Bhai Tu Pehle Shaadi Karle;

         Toofan Teri Zindagi Mein Apne Aap Aa Jayega

3.      Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.
         Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant,
         Apne 38-Inch Ke Ball Dikhane Wali Hai
         Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga
         Banta: “Kyu?”
         Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“

4.       Jija- Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?

          Sali- Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!


Funny Messages In Hindi:

5. ek admi ki nye nye shadi hue,phir bhi sham mai use ghr jane ki koi jaldi 
nahi rehti,woh der tak office mai hi rehta tha
boss ne pucha kya baat hai
ushne ne bataya ki meri wife bhi job krti hai,aur jo ghar jaldi jata hai khana bhi usi ko 
banana padeta hai

6.      Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
         Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
         MUNNA - Tu fikar mat kar re,Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge..


7.      Husband Wife mein jagda ho jata hai tab

         Wife : Mein apne mayke chali jaugi.

         Husband : Aho Bhagya hamare !

         Wife : Bad mein tumhe hairan karne wala koi nahi hoga.

         Husband : Aho Bhagya hamare !

         Wife : Mein suicide kar lungi.

         Husband : Aho Bhagya hamare !

        Wife : Bad mein muje yaad kar, Anshu bahaoge.

        Husband : Jaisa Bhaggya hamara !

        Wife : Jao, Sabhi bato mein tumhara Accha Bhagya ho, To mein suicide nahi karti !

        Husband : Dur Bhagya hamare !

Funny Jokes In Hindi:

8.      Kya aap Machharo se pareshan hai.....?
         Sone me takleef hoti hai ..?
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         Machharo ke sone ke baad so jao

         ( What an idea sir ji :)


9.      Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
         Puja Karke Soti Thi
         Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
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        21st Century Ki Ladkiya
        Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
       Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.

10.     Wife: Suno doctor ne muje ek maheena aaram ke liye Switzerland
          ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai.

          Hum kahan jaayenge?
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         Husband: Doosre doctor ke pass.....

11.      Santa roti ka ek bite khud kha raha tha
          aur ek paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha
          Banta: Ye kya kar raha hai?
          Santa- Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.


Funny Status In English:


12.      Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
          Santa: Birla cement.
          Banta: Kyun?
          Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.....!

13.       Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: 
           "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
            Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
            Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye .!


14.      Sardar ko invitation mila
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           party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
           Sardar party me pohncha
           To dekha
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           Logon ne
           pant
           aur shirt b pehni hui hy.....!

15.       Pappu : Aaj maine apne class ki sabse pyari larki ko phasa li.
           Sohan : Woh kaisey? 
           Pappu:class lagi thi.. Maine kagaz ka jahaz bana ke Pheinka.
           Jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya.
           Us ne gussey se poocha yeh kiss ne pheinka?
           Maine us larki ka nam le liya or woh phas gaye bichari.

Funny Messages In English:


16.     Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium?
          Sardar: BA
          Professor: For sodium?
          Sardar: NA
          Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
          & 2 atoms of NA combined?
          Sardar: BANANA


17.      Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
           Student:- He is the one who helped
           Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend....!


18 .      Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di? 
            Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
            Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai....


Funny Jokes In Hindi:


19.       Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha
            To wo Baccho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Paas Karne Lag Gaya…
            Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Pucha.
            Master – Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan par Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya
            Karoge?
            Pappu – Ji Simple, Mein Ped Per Chadd Jaunga
            Master – Han, Agar vo Sher Bhi Ped Per Chadd Jaye To?
            Pappu – To Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga......
            Master – Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main Aa Jaye To?
            Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Master Se Puchha – “Master Ji,
            Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho”


20.       Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!
            Police-Kaun He Wo..?
            Santa-Vodafone Wale.....
            Bolte He
            Bill Na Bhara
            To Kaat Denge....

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