Thursday, 21 April 2016

Love Jokes Love Sms Love Message For Girlfriend Boyfriend in hindi

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Love Messages For Boyfriend

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Love Sms In Hindi For Boyfriend
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Love Sms For Girlfriend


1          Pyar Ki Hr Gali Gumnaam Q Hai,
            Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai.
            Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka,
            To Fir Ye MUNNI itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai.......!


2          Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over.
            2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you...!


3          आज का भविष्य 
            सपने में किसी दोस्त का रूम दिखाई दे तो
            इसका मतलब है....
            की किसी पुरानी girlfriend से मुलाकात होगी...।

4          BF-I Love when u cry badly..
            GF-Why is it so ?
            BF-Bcoz data d only moment u hug me
            the most possible tightest way u can..!

 Love Message For Girlfriend:

5          Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
           and will love his wife more.
           A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
           and will love his 1st wife more.

           A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
           and will love his girlfriends more.

           A Pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
           and he still loves his mummy more....!

6         आशिकी की हद तो देखो
           एक लड़के की गर्ल फ्रेंड मर गयी तो
           उस लड़के ने चिता पर लेट कर लड़की के साथ
           .

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           सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट किया –
          “Me with My ex-girl Friend”.
           at शमशान घाट – Feeling Sad…! with pandit Ji & 14 others


7         Dog & Mosquito were in
           Love
           ..
           mosquito kissed the dog
           ..
            Dog
            became emotional…gave Love bite to
            mosquito
            ..
            Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of
            Dengue
            ..
            MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS.

8          Me:- Tumhara koi boyfriend hi h?.
            She:- Nahi hai
            Me:- jhoot !!!
            She:- jhooth bolke kya mileage?.
            Me:- Ek Naya boyfriend Aur kya

Love Sms In Hindi For Girlfriend

9         You are not like sunshine that is so bright,
           you are not like sugar that is so sweet,
           you are not like a rose that is so cute,
           but you are like yourself,
           and that's why I love you...!

10       Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai.
           Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya.
           Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai.
           Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!


11       Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya? Bahu:                    Bhagwan ne tumhe battis daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya...!

12        Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
            Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,
            Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
            Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka...!

Good Morning Love Messages

13        Tension is when wife is pregnant!
            Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
            Horror: When both r pregnant!
            Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 bot....!

14        Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ kyu hai?
            Mom: kyo ki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
             ...
             Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
             Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar...!

15         Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
             Treat it gently, please do not break it.
             Its full of love that's good and true,
             So please keep it always close to u....!

16         लड़के ने एक 4 बार लड़की को प्रपोज किया
             लेकिन लड़की नहीं मानी .....
             लड़का – देख एक बात last बार पूछनी है
             लड़की – क्या ?
             लड़का – क्या तू चाहती है कि मेरा बेटा
             तेरी बेटी को छेड़े ?
             लड़की – नहीं, बिल्कुल नहीं
             लड़का –
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              तो जल्दी हाँ कर दे,
             दोनों को भाई बहन बना देते हैं



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