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Sardar Jokes In Hindi


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Sardar Jokes In English


1          एक अमेरिकी डॉक्टर भारत
            आया।
            बस स्टैंड पर एक किताब देखते
            ही उसे दिल
            का दौरा पड़ गया।
            20 रुपए की इस किताब का नाम
            था-......
            30 दिन में
            डॉक्टर कैसे बनें....!


2         ईक सरदार तलाब में गिर गया।

           डूबते-डूबते उसके हाथ में एक मछली आ गई।

           सरदार ने उसे पकड़ कर बाहर फेंका और

           बोला : तू तो कम से कम अपनी जान बचा ले.......।


3         Santa 2 doctor - tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho 
           doctor- nhi
           santa-me nikal sakta hu
           doctor-vo kese
           santa- ha ha ha ha.......!


4          Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
            Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
            Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
            Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun....


SardarJi Jokes In English



5          Sardar Ek Mahinay K Liye Tour Pe Ja Raha Tha

            Jaty Hue Chotey Bhai Se Kaha:
            "Ghar Da Khyal Rakhin,
             Tey Koi Naween Gal Howey Te Mennu Dasin."

             28 Din Baad, Chotey Bhai Ne SMS Bheja:

            "Paa Jee Ik Munda Roz Raat Noon Ghar
             Aa K Paabi Ji De Naal Sonda C
             Tey Sawery Chala Janda C,
              ,
              Ajj 0h Nai Aya."..!

              Sardar Shocked.....


6           BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
             Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi...!
             GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
             BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila...
             Solid Lagti Hai...!!


7          Sardar ghor tapasya karta hai bhagwan ki.

            Bhagwan prakat huye or bole bol bachha kya chahiye.

            Sardar: G meri aik badi lotri lagwa do.

            Bhagwan: Aisa hi hoga....

            1 Mahine Baad sardar Fir tapasya karta hai.

            Bhagwan fir prakat hote hai or bolte hai bol bacha kya chahiye.

            Sardar: mera lottery ka ticket nahi laga abhi tak apne last time mujhe bachan diya tha.

            Bhagwan: Abe gadhe ticket kon tera baap kharidega....?


8          Raat k 3 bje santa k no. per phone aaya
            Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rhti hain kyaa...???
            Santa: Kuttey itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
            hoti to mehfooj rhti kya....???


Funny Sardar Jokes



9          Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
            Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha..
            1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
            Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol"


10        A Sardar Ji was watching Sony TV.
            Bich mein ad aaya, aap dekh rahe hain Sony TV.
            Sardar ji: Oye! Inko kaise pata chala ki mein Sony TV dekh raha hun....?


11         Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?
             Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?
             Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya.......!


12         Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
             Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha;
             Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
             Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah
             Istari Kaan Main Laga Li..!!
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             Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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             Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone
             Karna Tha Na…:)


Comedy Jokes In Hindi


13         Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko.
             Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho...?
             Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne
             parso bhi nahi pehchana tha...!


14         2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,

            1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain...

             sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
            1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha ...!


15         sardar English k paper main fail hogaya translation ki wajah se..
             1.Main ek aam admi hoon..I Am a mango man.
             2.Mujhe english ati hai..English comes to me.
             3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai..I belong to Greenpur thousands.
             4.sadak per goliyan chal rahi hai,tablets r walking on the rd...



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